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Hello! I'm Ethan.
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THIS LAYOUT IS TOTALLY UNDER CONSTRUCTION

Like imagine some road-sign image with some dude diggin', some totally throwback 90's image, maybe some glitter, animatin' it up right here. I'm currently that dude, wearin' a hardhat, diggin'... in uh... the HTML. That's how I code. With a shovel.

It takes a while.
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So I normally don’t reblog porn or anything, but wait, hear me out on this one.

This is very good quality, cinematic style, 720p professionally shot sex. It’s respectful, it’s real. How often have you ever actually seen real sex? Watching normal porn doesn’t count. Sorry. Come on. You and I both know that. And sure, even if you’ve had sex a few hundred times, watching it, and not in person, either, is a big change. This is what sex is supposed to be, and it’s beautiful.

Since it does put itself up to these higher standards I do feel justified in pointing out some of it’s weak points. Obviously: the music. Sucks. But it doesn’t go all the way through, luckily. Also, the guy’s penis distracted me for like the first solid minute because of how small it was. I mean, he was cute, not a horrible body, I like his face, but on the close-ups down there it was hard to focus on the sex because I was too much like, wow, he can’t pull it out very far or else he’ll just… be out. My last criticism is that while the guy obviously came at the end, I can’t say that the woman came obviously at any point? There are a couple points where, sure, we could review and say, “yeah, she might’ve came right there,” but I guess if it happened I would’ve liked it to have been emphasized more.

Those three things aside though, these are twelve minutes of video that will not be a waste of your life. Watch this porn.

(Source: agoodwomanis)

: porn : sex
~Sunday, February 6

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Explaining Atomic Energy with Dicks

Another excerpt from my bomb-ass study guide I’m writing.

So basically, when you add energy to something, through heat or electricity or whatever, you make its electrons excited. To make this into an even more graphic sexual metaphor, you are basically strokin’ a … yeah. Heatin’ things up, maybe some electricity if you’ve got some toys, hey, whatever. The electrons raise to higher states of energy, just like… other things… raise. When you’re finished, the electrons lose the energy, which is ejected in the form of photons, and then go back down to lower states of energy… much like when you’re finished, it, uh, ejects, and then goes back down. …Yup.

: sex : dicks : science : atoms : electrons
~Sunday, September 26

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Explaining the Photoelectric Effect with Sex

I totally just wrote this for the study guide for the study group I teach.

“It’s kind of like, okay, so there’s this hot chick (the metal surface) and you want to get her clothes off, right? (Her clothes coming off corresponds to electrons being dislodged.) Well, this girl has standards. She likes reasonably attractive dudes. So if a guy who’s not attractive enough comes up and hits on her, it’s not gonna do it for her. (If a photon below the energy level hits the metal surface, nothing will happen.) It doesn’t matter if you get a whole crowd of them; nothing’s gonna happen at all. Not for one, not for fifty. BUT, when one dude comes up that IS above her standards, then she’s gonna lose the clothes fast. And if there are a BUNCH of them (if there is a higher intensity of photons that are above the threshold) then she’s gonna lose her clothes EXTRA fast. The moral of this metaphor is that the photoelectric effect is understood, and that metal surfaces are really slutty and really into orgies with photons. Science!”

My study group is the best study group.

: science : photoelectric effect : orgy : sex : chemistry
~Saturday, September 25